14
Jul
Monday B’s.
“Monday Blues” - for the rest of the millions of people still living in the employed world, THAT is the most common malady that occurs when people open their eyes at the crack of dawn come the beginning of the week. The following symptoms are indications that you suffer from such an illness - anger with inanimate objects (i.e. the alarm clock that seems to be moving three times faster than usual, the broken coffee machine, the iron that won’t heat up - that wrinkled bohemian look might just be what you sport today) or dragging foot steps - it takes twice as long to walk the 3 feet to your bathroom to get ready it really feels like three miles or the thought of climbing 4 flights of stairs sounds like a promising thing as it keeps you from reaching your final destination…your desk. We shouldn’t forget the most tell-tale sign of all - dreading the rest of the week.
But for the broke and unemployed lives of your favorite designer Cocktails - Monday B’s do not have us in a blue mood. We do not dread the beginning of the week because to be honest… we don’t know when our week truly starts. On the other hand, Monday’s for us signifies the arrival of the triple B delight.
Just a short ride from jägerbomb’s house is the local Red Lion Pub. Birthplace and haven of the Monday $5 Burgers. B number one. Meat… cheap delicious meat sandwiched between two soft breads and smushed up to all-american cheese.
B number two is in the form of liquid courage. It is the language of the common broke and unemployed = BEER. No extra explanation is required.
The night would not be complete without the third and final B - bitchin’. It is an accepted fact that any four fabulous cocktails mixed together will not play fair or nice. There will be uneasiness, stomach churning and even potential figurative hurling towards distasteful subjects - in this case former employers, the current state of life and the direction that we think we are headed in.
Naturally - any Monday night for the broke and unemployed will be full of the three B’s. No blue’s for us. Just the three B’s to keep us optimistic and hopeful to last this week or until the next monday anyway.
